Current score: Cats 1, Cris 0

Round 1: Crissy sprayed small amount of pet deterrent on Christmas tree. Phoenix climbed into said tree and flattened/bent downward two level 1 branches, and one level 2 branch. Phoenix also seen chewing on branch tips.

Outcome: Crissy doused tree in pet deterrent spray, regardless of her own health (some wheezing and coughing shouldn't hurt, right?). Round 2 to come after ornaments and garland are hung.